So apparently there’s a tornado warning going on.
What. The. Fuck? It’s September.
Squidward:Patrick, just how dumb are you?
Patrick:It varies.
So people are already putting up their wishlists to Santa.
Malachi is number one on a lot of them.
So getting a new dog was such a bad idea. She wanted to play. All night. I needed sleep, but that seemed to be of little importance to her.
I am exhausted.
And if I don’t change my mind within the next few hours…she’s gone.
She even chewed my ear all night long.
Who does that?
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This is my new ringtone. I like it.
